Welcome To The Wild World
of Bullas of Berachain!
No, your eyes aren't lying to you that's not only Beras living on Berachain. In fact, Beras can't live without Bullas.
It's not bearish bullas, though, but giga bullish bullas. So bullish that they can make the most bearish bera bullish. No bullshit!
Every Bullas Respects
The Curve
Not all bullas are the same, though. There are left-curve bullas and mid-curve bullas, the righ-curve is a complete bera territory.
Aka ( Retarded Bulla )
Is retartded and, therefore, totally chill. He doesn't need any fundamentals to be bullish, gut feeling and good vibes is enough. Don't approach him when he finally sees red, though.
Aka ( Angry Bulla )
Thinks he's the smartest kid on the block. Stubborn and arrogant, he spends lots of time time and energy to justify his bullishness, butting heads with other bullas in endless arguments. Of course, he hates Beras as they're retarded, but still win more than him.
The Beras
They're retarded and can't even read, but it's just a display. In fact, beras are geniuses whose profound knowledge and bera senses make mid-curve bullas weep in jealousy.
Recently, A Moola War Broke Out Between Angry Bullas and Chill Beras.
Both want to take a hold of the mysterious Cosmic Bera, the unwordly creature of the Berachain land, the alpha and omega of the bera universe, whose honey-filled udders churn out the sweet, sweet liquid gold that fuels the crypto markets.
Will Bulla's Stubbornness And Sharp Horns
Finally Bring Bullas To Victory?
Or Will Beras Outsmart Bullas With Their
Dirty Bera Tricks?
The Only Way To Find Out Is To Join The Moola Wars And See For Yourself!
Incubated by Retard Memeors
Building on Berachain
